Retro Comfort Ducks T-Shirt | Definitely Not In A Row Shirt | Funny Saying Tee

Retro Comfort Ducks T-Shirt | Definitely Not In A Row Shirt | Funny Saying Tee

If your life is a bit chaotic (but you’re owning it), the Definitely Not In A Row Duck Shirt is your new spirit animal. Featuring a retro-inspired graphic of scattered ducks and the cheeky phrase “Definitely Not In A Row”, this tee is for anyone whose ducks have… wandered off a bit.

Perfect for casual days, coffee runs, or when you just want to let the world know you’re doing your best in the funniest way possible.

✨ Why you’ll love it
🌸 Comfort Colors® tee — soft-washed and garment-dyed for that lived-in feel right from the first wear
🎨 Available in a beautiful palette of pastel and nature-inspired hues
🧵 Tailored fit with side seams (not boxy!) for a flattering, relaxed silhouette
💎 Color holds strong — designed to stay vibrant through every season and cycle
🫧 Easy care: cold wash, inside out. Line dry or low tumble recommended
🇺🇸 Thoughtfully printed in the USA with long-lasting quality inks
👕 The feel & fit
📐 Sizes S to 3XL
🧶 Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton — heavyweight, ultra-soft, and durable
👚 Unisex fit — relaxed but not oversized
🧵 Double-needle stitching throughout for extra strength
🚫 No side seams — seamless tubular design for a smooth silhouette
🎯 Pre-shrunk for consistent sizing — no surprises after washing
🏷 Finished with a woven twill label for an elevated feel
♻️ Ethical production
🌱 Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton
🤝 Sourced from Gildan — a certified member of the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol
🇺🇸 Printed in the USA using premium, low-impact inks
🧡 Crafted with care for people and the planet
🧼 Care tips
🧺 Machine wash cold, inside out
🚫 Do not bleach
🌬 Air dry preferred or tumble dry low
🧼 Iron on low if needed (avoid ironing on print)
✅ Pre-shrunk fabric keeps sizing true
📢 Shirts may arrive slightly stuck together due to the heat printing method — gently separate before first wear
📦 Shipping & order info
🚚 U.S. shipping: 3–7 business days
📦 Orders ship quickly — most items leave our studio within 1–2 business days
📢 Use our size chart in the photos to choose the perfect fit
📢 Please message us with any issues — we’re happy to help!
⭐ Any concerns must be reported within 3 days of delivery
📢 We are not responsible for USPS delays, lost, or stolen packages
📢 Product colors may vary slightly due to lighting or monitor settings
💖 Our promise
🌿 Our designs are heartfelt and created with a finger on the pulse of what’s current — from meaningful messages to trending styles.
🌞 We care about making products that feel personal, wearable, and joy-filled.
🌱 Every piece is intentionally made and sustainably printed with love.

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